Did You Really Create a Spotify Playlist for That?

Sam.Dullard | March 30, 2023, 9:49 p.m.

Really? You created a Spotify playlist for that?

You found out that it was going to be nice one Saturday and you had the idea of having your friends come over to hang out for a bit but you found out it was going to end up raining instead but you still made a playlist anyway and listened to it during that same time period when you were supposed to hang out? Really?

You had a 3 hr car ride planned with your cousin and his new fiancé that you’ve only ever said 14 words to and you weren’t sure what type of car it was going to be and whether or not it had an aux cord or apple car play so you decided to bring a dongle with you just in case and had the share link for the playlist on the ready just in case either of them turned around to ask if you had any good tun-age you wanted to throw on? That was something you did?

Your wife wanted to spend more time together away from the kids because you both have been working a lot and even though you love your children you thought it would good for the sake of your union to get away for a bit even though you love your kids a lot but you really just need a break to relax and unwind for a little bit without forgetting how much your little one’s at home mean to you? Yea it checks out.

The girl you were talking to but not really dating ended up not actually liking you so you decided to make a playlist thinking that it would help you get over it but it didn’t, so you continued to make several more playlists hoping that that one would be the one to do it but none of them ever did anything to help you get over it and you just ended up kinda just low key hating each song on all of the playlists even though that they were filled with some real stone cold classics and certified knee slappers and at the end of it all you just kinda ended up hating music all together which sucked because that was the one thing that brought you some joy in life?Really? You did that?

Your older sister had everyone over on a Sunday for brunch because your immediate family hadn’t seen each other in a while because there was a lot of guff over how the later years of your family dog was handled and most people agreed with putting it down but a few of them had strongly opposing viewpoints so there was a bit a rift for a while between the older siblings and the younger siblings, making it hard to get everyone in the same place at the same time without everyone passive aggressively and active aggressively bringing up how Noodles still had 6 more good months left while your parents rolled their eyes because they were the ones actually taking care of Noodles and saw had bad it was getting in her last days? And you created a Spotify playlist for that?

Your brother came home from the hospital after almost losing both his legs in a model train accident, a situation where he had no business almost losing both his legs because it was inside his house and involved adding a 4th tunnel to his 15 ft paper mache mountain which he recklessly tried to assemble using a 6ft ladder causing him to go on the top step that says your not supposed to step on it causing him to ultimately crash into his 15ft paper mache mountain with 3.25 tunnels making him almost lose both his legs? And you wanted to create a Spotify playlist for that?

The people that live next door to you in your town home complex decided to to start having an open relationship and things were fine at first but the one started having a bit more of an open relationship than the other and the other one wanted to call it off but the other other one wasn’t quite ready to call it off just yet and it seemed like the only way they could ever communicate was to just start yelling at each other after work each day like clockwork, making it painfully obvious what the state of their relationship was and how bad an idea open relationships are to the entire row of homes around them? You made a playlist for that?

Good call.